1. It's ok not to supervise your screaming toddlers in the playplace. Really. Drop 'em off unsupervised. Let them scream and terrorize everyone else trying to follow the posted rules while you go to the other end of the restaurant and enjoy your meal in peace and quiet. And when you return to check on your child, ask each of the other parents frantically if we've seen YOUR child because you haven't been watching him. Seriously, we don't mind watching your heathen. Really, we're not here to enjoy our own children and get out of the house from where we've been cooped up. We're here to watch yours on this rainy Saturday so YOU can get a break and get out of the house. Really, go ahead, we don't mind. And when you do finally find your screaming child hiding behind the slide growling and scaring all the other children into NOT playing? Just admonish him to "shush Johnny" and then go back out and finish your meal. Really, we'll watch him some more. We don't mind. Don't bother to hire a babysitter. Seriously.
2. For the love of God and all that is holy women, unless you are a bean pole please don't tuck in your scrub tops. I realize you think it makes you look more put together, but all it makes you look is dumpy. Scrubs are not flattering by nature. When you tuck them in all that does, with the elastic waist bands, is make them magnify every fat pad in your midsection. I know you want to clip your cell phone to your waist. Clip it to your scrub pocket instead. Utilize what you have. Scrubs can be adorable. But not tucked in.
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