It's bathtime. The water is run. The bubbles are abundant. The toys are floating and drowning. The happily naked child jumps in, ready to play and splash.
"You know the rules!" Dad says, "You can play by yourself as long as you talk to me."
"Okay!" the happy child sing song replys.
Splashing and playing are heard. Car sounds and airplane sounds are heard. Soon the child grows quiet. "[Child's name]" Dad calls.
"Yes ma'am?" child responds.
"[Child's name] do I LOOK like a ma'am?" Dad says as he absently grabs for his man boobs. Girlfriend begins gufawing with laughter...
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