1. Beat the train is an extreme sport. The lower your car, the more likely you are to try to go under the bars. The street sweeper is allowed to park INSIDE the bars. Your car, no matter how low, will never fit under the bars, and you just end up looking stupid with a bar sitting on top of your car.
2. Stopping to turn right on a four lane highway is an accepted practice, despite the fact that you are causing 18 fenderbenders behind you.
3. No matter how close you get to my rear end, I cannot go faster than the car in front of me on a two lane road. It doesn't matter that you are throwing up your hands in protest, sliding back and forth in your lane behind me, or yelling, I CANNOT GO FASTER THAN THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME. Have a nice day.
4. The cheapest gas is at Thornton's. There will be at least 45 people there at 5:00PM trying to get gas. Relax, you'll be there awhile. This is reality. There's enough gas to go around. It's just gas, it's not gold. You'll get it. Just get in line and shut up.
5. Blackberry directions may give you the shortest directions by mileage, but you end up driving twice as long to get somewhere. It does give you nice scenery though.
6. Anything in the country is going to be out of the county.
No comments:
Post a Comment