I was driving to work this morning and saw a truck that I've seen around town quite a bit. It's a dark purple pick up and it has lettering across the top of the front windshield that says, "Bad Habit 2 Break". My first instinct was to think, "Yeah, right, sure" and hum the tune of the 3 Little Pigs in the Muppet Classic Theater. But then I actually got to thinking... What if he really thinks he is BECAUSE he has been shown by others actions he IS???
Has he dated women and then when he (or they) decided no more romantic feelings existed, tried to end things, only to discover he was unable to throw them off his trail? Has he had to change his phone number/email multiple times simply to make women leave him alone? Is he a hopeless romantic searching for the one he hasn't found in this sea of people on earth?
Or there's the other arguement... The one I originally thought. He's a conceited dickhead that thinks he can win any woman and doesn't need anymore validation than that. He's God's gift to women. He's the end all be all of everything attractive and appealing about men to women. (Toss me a gag bag please!) He's so full of himself there's not a hat big enough in Texas that would fit on his poor ole head.
Do you really think someone that would put that lettering on his truck that insightful about himself? Herself, were the gender reversed? Thoughts?
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